Rude Stories

  • Rude Celebrities & Celebrity Parents

    Okay I’ll start this one off…

    http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/17/the-situation-mike-sorrentino-frank-sorrentino-the-confrontation-lawsuit-sued-sues/

    Submit a link about a rude celebrity!

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  • Reese Witherspoon with Joy Behar's Voice....

    “Here’s a suggestion for you… And it’s funny too! Ever hear a blind man’s perspective on a movie? Watch this and you will…

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    Here’s part of what he said: “Hey, you know what might have been fun. If instead Reese Witherspoon’s voice, they replaced it with Joy Behar. That would have made her sexy!”

    -Ben C.

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  • Funny Poker Names

    My friend calls himself “strawberryqt” so people think it’s a girl playing. So Rude.

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  • Do You Have Rude Family Members?

    “I have an 89 year old single grandpa who still does ecstasy & speaks in a Jamaican accent even though he is fully Caucasian” So Rude.

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  • Rude Words That Have Been Added To The Oxford Dictionary

    Muffin Top: A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers.

    OMG: Oh My God.

    LOL: Laugh Out Loud

    ..So Rude

    Any others I’m forgetting?

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  • Cop Wants Squirrel's Nuts

    My boss just told me he read that some cop was macing a baby squirrel. I replied, omg why???…his response- “dude’s tryin’ to get his nuts” So Rude.

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  • Rude Pickup Line!

    “I’ll charm your mouth shut” ….what I overheard my grandpa saying to his nurse yesterday. So Rude.

    -Clarissa from Georgia

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  • The Easy Way To Internet Scare Someone

    Hilarious IM Conversation between me and my friend yesterday:

    Her: “boo!”

    Me: “Um, hey, what’s that for?”

    Her: “Oh nothing, just internet scaring you”

    So Rude.

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  • Did Anyone April Fool's YOU Today?

    Alright…come on let’s hear it. I’m sure it’s RUDE!

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  • The RUDEST April Fool's Joke!

    Okay, so I’m with this voiceover agency who thought it would be hilarious to pull an april fool’s trick on me! They sent me an email this morning with an audition for “Dicken’s Cider”. Being the overly-enthusiatic actor I am, I read it with great passion and submitted it, thinking I really booked this one. Only to go back over the copy a couple of times to realize that I was actually saying “dick inside her”. So Rude.

     

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  • Locker Room Etiquette Gone Rude

    Everyday at the gym I see this wild old lady working it out. She pumps more iron than I EVER could, and watches re-runs of scooby boo on her portable dvd player in the locker room. So Rude.

    posted by VennaD

     

    What’s your rudest locker room experience?

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  • What's The Rudest Online Game You've Ever Played?

    “One of my favorite online games to play is called ‘Virtual Hip Resurfacer’… it’s a doctor game. So Rude” -Gordon from Los Angeles

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  • Bumper Stickers Gone Wrong

    Just saw a bumper sticker that said: “White Trash: The other white meat.” So Rude

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  • Rude Celebrity Quotes

    “I called her a sea otter and asked her why she’s in Texas. She should be in Alaska laying on an iceberg because she’s a beached whale.”

    –Bam Margera’s rudeness to a large lady in the airport.

    Now, someone did say someone rude to him first..but I think he won this one.

    Do you have a rude celebrity quote?

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  • This is amazingly hilarious!

    http://damnyouautocorrect.com/6101/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-february-2011/

     

    Submitted by: General Talia

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  • Need a STR8 Man

    My boyfriend tried on my panties last night while I was folding laundry and stretched them out. Ugh. It’s time to call it quits with this one. So Rude!

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  • Never Knew Pringles & Uppers Had So Much In Common

    Today on the subway I overheard this 60 year old jewish old man talking about his addiction to uppers.

    ” You know, It’s like Pringles….once you pop you can’t stop. Except they’re expensive pringles. They’re the most expensive pringles you’ve ever had.” So Rude

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  • Rude Search Volumes for Google Keywords!

    Okay I am going to start this one off…
    There are 50k people searching ‘herpes pictures’ per MONTH

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  • 2 Cops 1 Chick-Fila

    Just saw 2 cops speed by on motorcycles, it looked like they were rushing to the scene of an accident.
    Nope…they were actually just trying to get to Chick-Fil-A. So Rude.

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  • So Rude Movie Quotes...

    “Your ego’s writin’ checks your body can’t cash”

    -Hot Shots!

    What’s the rudest movie quote you’ve ever heard?

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