Rude Celebrities & Celebrity Parents

Okay I’ll start this one off…

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Reese Witherspoon with Joy Behar’s Voice….

“Here’s a suggestion for you… And it’s funny too! Ever hear a blind man’s perspective on a movie? Watch this and you will…

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Here’s part of what he said: “Hey, you know what might have been fun. If instead Reese Witherspoon’s voice, they replaced it with Joy Behar. That would have made her sexy!”

-Ben C.

Funny Poker Names

My friend calls himself “strawberryqt” so people think it’s a girl playing. So Rude.

Do You Have Rude Family Members?

“I have an 89 year old single grandpa who still does ecstasy & speaks in a Jamaican accent even though he is fully Caucasian” So Rude.

Rude Words That Have Been Added To The Oxford Dictionary

Muffin Top: A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers.

OMG: Oh My God.

LOL: Laugh Out Loud

..So Rude

Any others I’m forgetting?

Cop Wants Squirrel’s Nuts

My boss just told me he read that some cop was macing a baby squirrel. I replied, omg why???…his response- “dude’s tryin’ to get his nuts” So Rude.

Rude Pickup Line!

“I’ll charm your mouth shut” ….what I overheard my grandpa saying to his nurse yesterday. So Rude.

-Clarissa from Georgia

The Easy Way To Internet Scare Someone

Hilarious IM Conversation between me and my friend yesterday:

Her: “boo!”

Me: “Um, hey, what’s that for?”

Her: “Oh nothing, just internet scaring you”

So Rude.

Did Anyone April Fool’s YOU Today?

Alright…come on let’s hear it. I’m sure it’s RUDE!

The RUDEST April Fool’s Joke!

Okay, so I’m with this voiceover agency who thought it would be hilarious to pull an april fool’s trick on me! They sent me an email this morning with an audition for “Dicken’s Cider”. Being the overly-enthusiatic actor I am, I read it with great passion and submitted it, thinking I really booked this one. Only to go back over the copy a couple of times to realize that I was actually saying “dick inside her”. So Rude.